On my last day in Sri Lanka, Lora and I went to visit Parliament. We’d got the idea from an MP who was friends with Lora’s host family. We’d met him in Avissawella and he’d said that he was sorry he was going to be out of the country otherwise he could have arranged for us to visit Parliament. Lora thought this was a good idea and I thought that we could ask Rajiva (the MP who had been doing a lot of work to get VESL back in to Sri Lanka).
I was hoping to meet Rajiva before I left anyway and I asked him if we could visit Parliament. He arranged passes for us.
So Lora and I braved the Sri Lankan buses to try to get out to Parliament. The bus doesn’t go all the way there. So we got off the bus at a likely looking place. With my map in one hand and my compass in the other we headed off in search of a rather large building in the middle of a rather large lake.
We got lost. I’m not sure whether to blame the map (which was crap despite being a very good map), the roads (which curved and weaved a lot more than the map would lead one to believe they should) or the Sri Lankan version of space-time which bears very little resemblance to the space-time I’m used to in the UK and Australia. Anyway. We found a woman who sort of helped us a bit. We found a giant snake that didn’t help us very much. I think it was about 3m long and about 8cm in diameter (not that I got close enough to actually measure it). It seemed quite terrified of us. I couldn’t work out if that was a good thing (it would then leave us alone and try to get away from us) or a bad thing (it would be scared of us, feel threatened and then attack us). Turned out it just wanted to get away from us. Fine by us.
Anyway, we did eventually find the main road, the lake, the security guards, the check post, the bag counter where we had to leave our bags (including all our coins), the first of the security checks and the bus that would take us to the island in the middle of the lake that actually has the Parliament building on it.
The first security check woman seemed not to notice I was wearing a money belt. As did the second and the fourth. The third found it and was amazed at how useful it was to have a belt under your trousers where you could keep plane tickets and passports.
We did make it to the chamber. We tried very hard not to stand, sleep, laugh, talk, gesticulate or any of the other things that one is not allowed to do when one is in the galleries of the Parliament chamber.
We didn’t have the magic headphones that would have translated the speeches into English for us. One speech was in English but it was such heavily accented English (and it was so dull and boring that I think even the speaker was asleep) that it was quite difficult to understand. But that was ok. We weren’t really there to hear what was being said.
We were there to see the chamber. An interesting room that seemed to be lit in such a way that all of the MPs could quite safely sleep in the comfy chairs without anyone noticing. The ceiling looked like the roof of a golden tent. The chamber was mostly empty. No surprise there then. It seems that democracy here works in much the same way as it does in the UK or Australia. At any given time there are a lot of MPs who aren’t actually in the chamber. The cynic in me says it’s because they’re a lazy bunch who don’t really do any work, or that parliament is just for show and it’s all a foregone conclusion so there’s no reason to be there unless you want to make a particular point for the cameras. The non-cynic in me says that a lot of the business of government is done in the discussions that the MPs will have with their fellow MPs, their advisers and their constituents. And that these discussions take up a lot of time. It may also be the case that MPs aren’t in Colombo as they are away on political business and so might be attending conferences, opening hospitals, visiting people etc.
But anyway, there were enough people in the chamber for us to get a nice idea of what sort of things go on there. Much the same as others I suppose. Some people listened to the person speaking. Some heckled. Some supported. Some ignored the person speaking and napped, or talked to their colleagues.
I was interested to see that many of the male MPs wore the traditional Sri Lankan dress (sarong with long shirt). Though others wore a suit and tie. Perhaps the traditional dress is too cumbersome for MPs too (given my ISA friend told me it was too cumbersome for teachers).
Some of the seats had white covers over them. Which I’d guessed were for Buddhist monks. And my guess was proved right when a monk came in and sat in one of them. I was surprised that there were monks there. I would have guessed that a religious life and a political life would have been at odds with each other. Not sure why I would have thought that. But it seems that it isn’t the case. I was surprised also to see that the seats for the monks seemed to be scattered throughout the chamber. This seems to be one arena where monks are not given the prestigious seats at the very front.
We saw Rajiva pop into the chamber to talk to someone and then walk out again. We weren’t too surprised. He was heading off to a conference that evening so guessed he had a lot of work to do before then and sitting in the chamber snoozing doesn’t really seem like his style.
After about an hour we decided we’d had enough so we wandered out to find the bus back to the security checkpoint to collect our things and then to find a three wheeler to take us back to the guest house.
Overall it was a good experience and both Lora and I were glad we’d done it. Visiting Parliament isn’t as exciting as climbing Sigiriya and it isn’t as beautiful as Sinharaja but it was an experience.
So thanks to Rajiva for getting passes for us.

